July 4, 2008 4:29 pm  stuff

Wanna make some easy money from your blog? When I say easy I mean like reading a book with only pictures easy (did that make sense?). Then PayPerPost.com is your place. They use word of mouth ethics and have an easy program. Instead of waiting for the website to send you opportunities you simply check the site every day and pick whatever opportunities interest you, write about them , submit the link and (at least for me) within 24 hrs if you did everything correctly it’s approved! Simple, easy, and you make awesome money doing it! Why not sign up?

They have opportunities of every kind for every kind of website, many different categories so every blog fits into their scheme of advertising, and (I know from personal experience) fast and responsive customer service. Depending on page rank you could make up to $10 to $20 a post or more. Their paying system is simple too - you submit your post, after it’s reviewed (if the post is still live & unchanged) and approved you’ll be paid after 30 days. It’s easy to sign up, approval of your blog takes only a day or two, and almost every blog is accepted so long as you follow the guide lines and rules they have set.

July 1, 2008 2:01 pm  stuff

Who doesn’t love Halloween? I know I do. The only day during the year you can be anyone or anything you want. Plus candy, parties, and awesomeness? Who could possibly resist. Why not get a jump on your Halloween costume for this year and check out Leg Avenue Costumes. They have kids costumes, teen costumes, and even couples costumes.

You don’t have to get a costume just for Halloween. There are lots of reason to get an awesome costume. Costume parties, promotional deals, just have one, just because you’re a really strange person who likes to make sure they have a Darth Vader or storm trooper costume in your closet for special situations.

July 1, 2008 1:24 pm  friends, human contact

I don’t know where I first heard/saw that phrase, but it has stuck with me ever since. It means basically nothing, but in my weird little mind it fits the situation of which I’m currently blogging.

Have you ever gotten your hopes up over talking to/meeting someone (a celebrity, a blind date, a new friend) and then found out that while your interests may be totally similar, you just don’t quiet fit. At all. Ever. Not even in another dimension? Yeah. I had something like that happen just a few hours ago. I’ve been “friend-surfing” on the internet because, well, lets face it folks: Bat Girl is one lonely bastard in the friends department. A jaded, bitter, lonely bastard even. I added him on MSN and proceeded to be owned by how cocky and totally boring he was. I’m sure he thought the same thing because when I’m not interested I’m pretty lame. I guess hoping for a side-kick before I turn 20 is a little much to ask.

As mentioned in the previous entry, tonight is my last night to spend time with my Xbox. I know I’ll miss her when I’m gone and she better still be here when I get back or there shall be hell to pay! I guess this is where I should put something saying “Hiatus”, but instead I’m just going to end it here by saying…

SUCK IT, BBL.

July 1, 2008 4:56 am  camping

A few months ago I agreed to go camping with my parents from July 1st through the 4th. While I’m excited about the prospect of getting away for a little bit I’m kind of nervous about how a 20 month old is going to handle camping and how responsible Joe is going to be in my absence considering last time I stayed at their house bad thing went down. I guess I still really don’t trust him. To those who know the situation can you really blame me? I basically just keep telling myself “It’ll be okay“, but that phrase doesn’t mean much when you feel serious impending doom.

Things I have to do before tomorrow night are as follows:

• burn CDs for my mom’s car because I hate the music they listen to & I fail to have an MP3 player.
• Get Sammy’s clothes ready & my own.
• Hope that my swim suit top arrives between now & tomorrow night.
• Prepare myself for the absolute worse possible scenario.
• Find time to play video games until I get absolutely sick of them.

I’m also hoping Smorty, Blogvertise, BlogToProfit, & LoudLaunch send me uber tasks while I’m gone so I can make some awesome money once I get back. Wish me luck kids.

June 30, 2008 8:39 pm  random

Tyler by Toadies
This is just me, Bat Girl, giving you something strange because I have nothing good, entertaining, or awesome to write about. I’m currently riding the failboat to failtown. See ya there.

June 30, 2008 3:50 pm  stuff

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Since it was created EcoQuest Intl has had the goal to provide dealers with great service at a low price. It is also the the only authorized re-seller of EcoQuest promotional products, letterheads, & business cards, clothing, and more. If you shop through their catalogue you can find some fine, high-quality products to help your business get that professional edge you want! If you are interested you can inquire about information easily through one of the listed phone numbers on their site.

June 27, 2008 3:33 pm  body snatchers, human contact

What I wouldn’t give for a fancy accent and some serious social interaction in life. So many odd little funny things can be seen when you watch people or have direct human contact (and ya know it’s bad when you start talking like an alien from some far off planet where seeing people outside of their own home’s is blasphemy). Makes for wonderful blogging so long as you know how to spin it.

I did give it a signature Bat Girl try at the whole “human contact” thing today. I walked to the store and watched people. It was like being in horror film except I was in a zombie proof bubble of sorts and they didn’t know I was there. I had to follow one lady down the freezer section to get Sam’s chicken nuggets (only about a 10ft distance) and I could have sworn she thought I was stalking her. Planning on robbing her of her precious “buy twelve get one free” coupon clipped with precision out of the local newspaper.

I just couldn’t help but wonder what is wrong with these people. Walking around, thinking of little, stupid things like what to eat for dinner, I wonder if that guy knows what’s on his teeth, etc. It was just a grocery store, but still the air just felt dead. Maybe it’s because they’re strangers or maybe I live in a town of body snatching, zombie things. I do have to say the cigarette lady was rather nice though.

UPDATE: Added a new subscription thing if anyone is interested. Something called “FeedBurner“. Pretty damn nifty. Feel free to subscribe your ass off! Also added Twitter to the sidebar because I can’t get all my random out in daily posts & added (finally!) a working contact page. I am looking for some affiliates so if you’re interested feel free to apply!

June 27, 2008 2:42 pm  snapbomb

Wouldn’t it be great if every guy in the world had a bigger penis? No, not really. Although I’m sure it would be a huge ego stroke if every guy did. It would probably eliminate war, famine, and violence (unless you count penis-on-penis hate crimes). In all seriousness if you’re looking for a high quality penis pump I would highly suggest Bathmate. Although it looks strangely like an over sized thermometer it also looks like the professional type of penis pump. Bathmate has claimed that it gives you a “250% better vacuum” and “the first and only penis pump in the world to use water instead of air to create a vacuum“.

Along with having what I’m sure is great customer service they also have little tutorials for how to use & clean said penis enlarger after you’ve bought it. They have a nice, safe privacy policy and even an affiliate program.

June 27, 2008 3:27 am  dreams

Dreams. The Merriam-Webster dictionary states them as being: a series of thoughts, images, or emotions occurring during sleep. Why the hell do mine have to be so goddamned morbid? I’m not even going to put the word scary in there because what scares most people nightmare wise isn’t what scares me. Why all this babbling about dream nonsense? Lately all I can seem to dream is murder. Not only murder, but death. All kinds of it. I can smell it. This dream I don’t think I actually killed someone…I may have only been present when said person was killed. I was being accused by 4 or 5 people I used to know of killing some guy or at one of the people’s houses. Suddenly a corpse pops out of the closet (the cops were there) and technically I’m absolved. Still the sensation of seeing it was strange. And always the same damn smell. Sweet like a flower to the point where it’s sickening and an underlying touch of something I can’t put my finger on.

Whatever is going on with my subconscious needs to back the hell off. I’m sick of dreaming about people I’ve long since moved past and tried to forget. I’m sick of dreaming about death. I’m sick of waking up with the impending feelings of doom. A 19yr olds dreams should not have worries of “where do I hide the body“…

June 26, 2008 2:01 pm  snapbomb

Looking for an awesome waste of time on the internet? Or just a good laugh during your every day life? Bush League has funny videos made mainly for people of the “male lifestyle” although I’m sure if your humor range is broad enough you could definitely find something to tickle your fancy on Bush League. They not only have funny videos, but extremely original content given the copy & paste state of the internet right now.

Their site is directed at people with interests in ladies, sports, gambling, video games, good music and hard laughs which basically covers everyone! A few examples would be: ways to hide a body, a nice little semi-preview of Street Fight IV, and a 24 hour game review of Metal Gear Solid 4. Enough content to keep even the most ADHD afflicted person entertained for at least a few hours. Bush League is definitely a great site worth giving a look.

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