Yesterday after having a seriously “heated” debate with a Christian friend of mine I feel seriously compelled to ask my readers the big, fat question of the millennium: do you believe in God? If so/not, why? I don’t for my various reasons and if you feel the need to tell me I’m going to Hell, trust me I already know. It just strikes me funny that somehow the dinosaurs existed, but didn’t get mentioned in the bible. Did God have a bad acid trip and just bury them to cover his blemish up? Was he just bored and in need of entertainment before he thought to create the “almighty” man? If there is a God are we like “The Sims“. Does he enjoy setting people on fire, drowning them in there own swimming pools, or making them fight like I did when I used to play it? I would bet anything he does. And another thing…why does God have to be a dude? Couldn’t he just be an it? That would make him seem a lot more “godly“. I guess it just irks me REALLY bad how people can have blind faith. Not because I’m jealous, but because it just seems like pure stupidity and a huge waste of time. And don’t EVER try to tell me things from the bible have been “scientifically” proven because science being the study of tangible things, facts, and theories (aka trying to prove something instead of just believing it right off the bat) is the exact opposite of religion and faith. And calling yourself a Christian Scientist is like saying “Oh my God, look! A tall midget!”
Long story short: Religion is a way to get peoples attention, make them believe in you/something you believe in, and/or make yourself feel better about your life. Ex: If something horrible happens in your life you have someone to blame it on. If something awesome happens in your life you have someone to thank for it. Religion is just another way of proving just how human everyone on this planet is. We all believe in something whether it be a god or an idea. No country is better than all the others and no human is above any other life on this planet. We’re all fucked up in one way or another. Deal with it.
Lately everything has been peachy effin’ keen. Now a normal person looks at a situation that’s going well and says to themselves “Gee whiz, this is great. I love my life.” I, on the other hand, can’t seem to sit back and enjoy the calm before the storm. Not being a “normal” person I often find myself thinking “Oh frack, everything going great. What will happen to fuck it up this time!?“. It’s just who I am. I think I was just born a “half empty” type of girl.
It bugs the ever-loving crap out of me when I can look at Joe and feel trust and happiness. When I can look around at my life and be content. When my friend(s) are right there when I need them or even wanting to talk to me. When everything has been stable for awhile I get a tad bit freaked the frack out. I will always be the girl who changes herself every few months. The girl who wants to be able to walk into any place and get attention (no matter if it’s good or bad). And maybe sometimes life would be easier if I wasn’t who I am, but imagine how fucking boring it would be? I would be just another stupid, blissfully ignorant, asshole walking down the street instead of that weird girl with the offensive t-shirt, horrible dye job, and cat ear hat. Again I’ve veered off the main topic I’ve been trying to get to…
The feelings most women crave to get turned on has murder my sex drive and cause a dry spell in my writing. I’ve haven’t wanted to get laid in over a week and haven’t blogged in 3 days. Way too fracking long on both.
My solution to both of these problems is: getting a job. The only available place in town is a gas station. Grave yard shift (a.k.a. the time of night when most gas stations get robbed) on weekends. Sounds interesting enough. I’d get the hell out of this cage and maybe appreciate the good times more if I have a crappy job where I deal with the “children of the night”. It’s either that or I’ll crawl up a clock tower and start sniping people. To be honest I think getting a job is the more sane choice, but knowing how my logic works I could be wrong. I’m not a gun person anyways so looks like I’ll give employment a try.
I did my first advertise thing, but went a tad bit over board as I usually do on my first try with things (prime examples: first time I had sex, first time I smoked, first time I drank, and first time I smoked pot all turned out very badly), but I hope I didn’t fuck it up too badly.
It’s Friday, Joe has the day off, and I am still stuck at home alone. I see something definitely wrong with this goddamn picture. How dare he woo me with a new George Carlin special on HBO last night and hopes of actually getting my hands on Rock Band and then slap me with the reality that “he got what he friend said a little mixed up“. He didn’t even have the balls to say that after claiming Rusty was going to pop over so we could all play. He just said he was going over there and if I wanted he could convince Rusty to bring it over. To that I have one repy: I am no video game scavenger. My Xbox would get jealous if I played Rusty’s PS3 anyways. I don’t need no stinking Rock Band. Screw you and the nerf you road in on.
So I’m a tiny bit peeved about it…you would be too if you were me. Taking an awesome game and dangling it in front of my face and taking it away is like doing the same with a fat kid and cake. It’s just not fucking right. And to top it all the frack off, I was asked that while he was away PLAYING VIDEO GAMES if I could attend to the goddamned fucking dishes. I think something in my brain snapped and it went into “safe mode” because I didn’t talk much after that.
The basic plan for tonight is to clean, eat some pizza, cuddle up with my xbox spitefully and completely ignore Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dumbass if they walk through the door with the PS3.
So ever just wondered to yourself before a big event where you’re going to get those invitations? It would take far too long to do them yourself or with friends and family. Well I just found a place on the net that produces the highest quality event invitations I’ve ever seen. Classy and all around awesome! Tons of themes including anniversary, baptism, family reunion, or just a dinner party!
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I have gone over the brink of reasonable thinking (once again) and decided to create a quasi-holiday/religion. I was sitting here thinking how the Jewish have Hanukkah, Christians/Catholics have Christmas and Easter, etc. Well guess what? I don’t really want a religion that requires me to go to a huge, overly decorated building to “worship” or that requires I go door to door like an idiot telling people what they should believe in. I want something I can celebrate at least once a year without having stifle my naturally rude nature and deal with family members who have mutual dislike of me. So along came Gamerish.
I shall sit on my ass, eat only junk food, and drink highly caffeinated beverages! I shall pwn n00bs on one of the many online games I play while yelling rude, obscene things into my Halo 2 special edition head set! I shall NOT get up and clean or be responsible. I shall pretend like the world outside my house doesn’t exist. I shall game until my thumbs no longer work properly and my eyes are twitching from staring at the screen for too long. And then I shall pass out in complete bliss. That will be Gamerish!
Why not just do this everyday? Well because I have a daughter. And a house to clean. Plus a holiday can be so much better than just everyday. It can be something you look forward to. Get excited for. I’ve decided to have Gamerish on the last Friday of every month. “Nope, can’t do those dishes. It’s Gamerish. I’m observing a religious holiday!” or if you have a job “I can’t work Friday! It’s Gamerish! How dare you insult my religious beliefs.” Sounds awesome already right!?
I can’t seem to be happy with anything I post lately. I keep deleting stuff and starting over. This happened last time I had a site too. Sooo frustrating to be like that and I’m sure it’s not earning me any brownie points with my exchange sites. Ugh.
What did I do this weekend? Absolutely nothing. By nothing I mean I hung out with my parents and played video games. The parents thing wasn’t as bad as I was expecting. They came over, spoiled the crap out of Sammy with Easter stuff since they won’t be up until April, bought me Subway and left. It was clean and uncomplicated which is totally not normal for one of their visits.
The video games thing on the other hand was a whole ‘nother mess. Joe’s brother Danny and Joe’s friend Rusty came over and hung out. We were playing Guitar Hero 3 and I kept getting crap from them because I didn’t completely suck at it. “It’s not fair“, “You’ve played this before we just started playing a few weeks ago“, etc. It was so annoying and I wasn’t even calling names or flaunting my “1337ness” at them. I was just playing the game. I even kept cheering Danny on when he was doing good. Is it in some gamer rule book somewhere that a girl can’t be good at playing video games?! If I suck at something I admit I suck and just play until I get better, I don’t sit there and whine at the person who is better than I am at the game. Danny, who is almost 18, was really close to throwing a fit at one point. Pouting, death stares, the whole 9 yards. So today I thought I’d be nice and play Halo 3 because I’m really horrible at FPS online. So I play for about an hour or two and by the end of that time I’m about to punch him in the face because he keeps screaming in mine. Did I do that to him when he was sucking more than a gay sailor on shore leave at GH3? Noooo. So after he leaves on Wed. I’ll get a little Halo 3 single player mode in so I can at least get a grip on the game (I’ve never played a Halo game AT ALL on single player mode).
This week is gonna be a super long one. I still have to make yet another doctors appointment for Sammy and go down to the tattoo parlor to get touch up on Harley. Ugggghhhh.
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