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posted on: 4/12/08   tags: family, joe, sex   768 words

Wow. So a lot has happened since that last time I blogged & I’m starting to feel a bit like Harriet the Spy. I honestly know too much about people who know little to nothing about me. I will try to keep this short & split it up into as many parts as possible so as to not drone on.

First & foremost my Halo 3 online play addiction has gone down. Not so much that I don’t like playing the game anymore, but enough to where I’m okay if I drop a rank or two as long as I like the person(s) I’m playing with. My brother in-law Michael’s addiction to gaining rank however is still up there. He throws little temper tantrums if we don’t do good enough or if we lose all together. Then he turns around & complains about a friend of his who is obsessed with rank. It’s gotten annoying to the point where I’ll just stick to playing with Joe 1 (hubby), Joe q (friend) or just random people the matchmaking sets me up with. Sure there are a few assholes, but at least I don’t know them in real life and more than likely never will.

On to the second part of my ever growing post “things you should never know about your husband’s brother“. Recently, Michael’s girlfriend (the one I posted about, but deleted the post because of it’s length & angry babbling) turned out to be as big of a whore as she had bragged to be the Saturday night they came over. I knew she was at least a two-faced person from the word go, but this little incident tops the cake. Turns out guess who got chlamydia (because she refuses to let anyone she sleeps with a wear a condom) & gave it to a dumb dillhole? If you guessed c.) the skank step right down & claim your prize! Indeed this woman who has the face of a horse & the mind of a retarded, downs syndrome ridden 5yr old didn’t care enough about Michael or herself to get tested or even spare the time for enough common sense to ask him to wear a condom. Of course I got mad at Michael for being such an r-tard, because he’s family & I care about him in a “I’m your sister in-law & who else am I going to sissy fight/pwn n00bs on Halo with” way. Then after he laughed off my concern I went straight for my guns & pulled out every chlamydia joke I could think of. “Clap on clap off” “Clappy the clown (an original of mine)” & just plain clapping over the xbox mic. I’ve decided by his reaction I really shouldn’t give a damn so that’s the stance I’ve currently taken in the situation. Fuck ‘em. If I hadn’t of been dragged into it by his girlfriend (yes, she told me FIRST) and then by Michael I wouldn’t be so pissed off, but neither of them can seem to keep their business to themselves.

Finally. You’re to (what should be) the last paragraph of this post. Congratulations. Last, but not least Joe has started a weird fetish I didn’t see coming. As most people should know I’m obsessed with Batman, The Joker, & Harley Quinn (I also like Catwoman, Scarecrow, Bane, & Poison Ivy, but they are just fillers to me). Since my obsession with Harley Quinn (mainly) started I’ve ached for a tattoo of her loveliness (as portrayed in Batman: TAS) on my body. I’ve since gotten it and have seemingly given her a personality of her own. I often find myself using her to give Joe a kiss on his arm or forehead & as of this morning Joe has returned the favor. Out of nowhere he got real interested in my arm during sex. It was strange, but strange trips my trigger. I think any other woman would be extremely freaked out, but I’m not by any standards “normal” in the bed room. Just greedy. I found this new little quirk of Joe’s interesting enough to put in here. I mean who does that? I just see it as one of the weird side effects to marrying a total nerd.

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