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damn nerf herder…

posted on: 3/21/08   tags: playstation 3, rant   351 words

I did my first advertise thing, but went a tad bit over board as I usually do on my first try with things (prime examples: first time I had sex, first time I smoked, first time I drank, and first time I smoked pot all turned out very badly), but I hope I didn’t fuck it up too badly.

It’s Friday, Joe has the day off, and I am still stuck at home alone. I see something definitely wrong with this goddamn picture. How dare he woo me with a new George Carlin special on HBO last night and hopes of actually getting my hands on Rock Band and then slap me with the reality that “he got what he friend said a little mixed up“. He didn’t even have the balls to say that after claiming Rusty was going to pop over so we could all play. He just said he was going over there and if I wanted he could convince Rusty to bring it over. To that I have one repy: I am no video game scavenger. My Xbox would get jealous if I played Rusty’s PS3 anyways. I don’t need no stinking Rock Band. Screw you and the nerf you road in on.

So I’m a tiny bit peeved about it…you would be too if you were me. Taking an awesome game and dangling it in front of my face and taking it away is like doing the same with a fat kid and cake. It’s just not fucking right. And to top it all the frack off, I was asked that while he was away PLAYING VIDEO GAMES if I could attend to the goddamned fucking dishes. I think something in my brain snapped and it went into “safe mode” because I didn’t talk much after that.

The basic plan for tonight is to clean, eat some pizza, cuddle up with my xbox spitefully and completely ignore Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dumbass if they walk through the door with the PS3.

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