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i wanna have your babies history channel.

posted on: 7/9/08   tags: xbox   108 words

Batman Unmasked

Thank you History Channel. Not like I didn’t love you before, but now I will forever pledge my faithfulness to you.

In other news I have a giant bug bite on my face that’s kind of bugging me. I figure I’ll just rock it Two Face style for a bit. Ugh. On a brighter note my Xbox 360 skin arrived today. Expect this post to be edited after I slap it on and take some pictures.

i hope you die

posted on: 7/5/08   tags: a-hole award, camping, xbox   376 words

After being attacked by idiotic drunk people (one of them being your own father) armed with Iron Maiden & a cellphone constantly ringing “Free Bird” for two days straight and having your only safe haven be a extremely small tin box. Add on top of that of being stuck with a very angry 2yr old who misses her da-da and you have my version of hell. Long story short: camping blew big, fat, donkey ass.

On to a much happier topic - I have convinced Joe to let me get a custimized Xbox sticker thingy. I like it (of course) so I figure as long as I’m happy it’ll be okay. Pictures of the clickables below.

     

Besides spending money on things we really shouldn’t I just had to have a fight with a fast food employee telling me they didn’t fuck up my order when half of it was missing. I waited on the phone for a good 20 minutes listening to people order tacos & other nonsense and then some cocky son-of-a-bitch finally answered the phone. I explained my situation…again and was told they had done nothing wrong. He had watcher the girl take the order and package it. Also heard us order it. Which is funny because she was the only person up front when we ordered, but I digress. After awhile I thought I would have a problem restraining my anger over my lack of tacos, but I made it through. Until I hung up and yelled at the phone. Mark fuckin’ Miller has been officially added to my “people I would cock smack if I ever random sprout a penis” list. Suck it Mark Miller…suck it.

biggest WTF moment of my gaming life span

posted on: 5/8/08   tags: xbox   374 words

I play video games. This is a very common fact. I play them online. A lot. No big surprise or shock to anyone who knows me personally. Lately I’ve seem to have put myself in a big huge bubble of only certain people I play with. Now this is indeed weird. Usually I have Xbox Live balls of steel when it comes to all the hate spewing idioits.

Well the last few days I’ve been on (by myself) I have only gotten on voiceless. I can usually do a lone wolves game (free-for-all a.k.a. everyone kills everyone - no teams) on Halo and get close to or exactly 25 kills in under the allowed time. Tonight I had a slight mental break and my best was 13. 13 for christ sakes! I actually got nervous during/after the match waiting for the shit talkers to rear their prepubescent, acne ridden little heads & open those holes in their faces called mouths, but silence. Sweet silence. I would like to know where my badass streak has run off to!

For those of you who don’t play Halo the generic insult to every female on there who doesn’t feel the need or isn’t comfortable with strangers oogle her myspace is and I quote: “You’re a fat, ugly lesbian with no life or friends!” or some variant of that. That stuff has never bothered me before. In fact I usually agree with them and repeat what they just said like I really mean it. Just easier and for some strange reason it confuses them. Like they don’t know what to say next now that you just embraced the one insult they had going for them.

Anyways - back on track: what the fuck is wrong with me. For now I’m going to chalk it up to having a few bad days & drinking way too much Monster. But if this shit continues I’m going to have to force myself back into the gamer I used to be. The girl who took no shit. And gave not a fuck about what anyone could have possibly said about her or her gaming skills (which by the way aren’t too shabby).

welcome back batgirl!

posted on: 5/3/08   tags: drama, update, xbox   373 words

I’ve finally peeled myself off the XBOX. It’s only going to get harder to do so (at least to come blog) because I now own Call of Duty 4 (was renting it last time) and Grand Theft Auto 4 and reality just seems less and less appealing. To make my escape from reality last a little longer my parents will hopefully be “surprising” me with a year subscription to XBOX Live on my birthday in a couple weeks. By surprise I mean I convinced them last weekend to get it for me when they come up on the 17th. I’m good like that.

Joe is out of jail at least for now. His next court date is sometime this coming week and I’m hoping the judge lets him off super easy since it was his first super huge dumbass mistake that’s on legal record. For those of you who don’t know my husband went to jail two weekends ago for breaking & entering + theft. What did he steal? Priceless gems? No. Money? No. The man I’ve stubbornly stood by for the last 4 yrs stole Rock Band and told me “he’d saved up for so long and it was my birthday present.” Long story short I’ll now be trusting my gut when it comes to him & he doesn’t know it, but our relationship is now held together only by two simple facts: I’m an idiot who still loves him & he can screw me right when he actually wants to put the work in. It wasn’t that he stole something like a dipshit…it was that he lied and tried to make it into something nice.

UPDATE: I’ll be re-adding the “about me” part back to the site within the week as soon as I find the motivation to do so. Also thinking of adding a list of people in my life so now one gets confused and I don’t have to explain every entry who everyone is. Like a Wikipedia for my life except it’s more like a sideshow…

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